Happy friday!
So, as many of you faithful readers may know, both speed and strength are very important to my kind. So, I train pretty hard. I lift, I run, I swim amongst the icebergs. The other day, I was chasing this seal, and normally I can catch them pretty easily - seals really aren't that fast - but either this seal was like the Usain Bolt of seals, or something's wrong with me. So, I put it to you, faithful blog readers - have I been lifting too much? Is the massive size of my quads keeping me from attaining my fastest speed? Should I lay off the weights in favor of more long-distance running? I'm concerned that my rippling muscles might be holding me back!
~TG
2 comments:
More baby seals. Lift more baby seals into your mouth. That will solve all of your problems
i think you are lifting just enough for all of us.
Post a Comment