My Early Figure Skating Days

Hi Everyone...

You cant imagine how happy i was to stumble upon some pictures from my early figure skating days on the on the world wide wonderweb. Don' t let my blond locks and svelte frame fool you, this was long before my days of power lifting and carbo loading.

Me.
Me, too.
More of me.

And that girl Jayden? No comment.

See ya.

Tyler.

Tyler Dances Back

I found my friend and tried to dance with him to show off for Beth. He wouldn't dance with me at first so I whimpered at him and batted my long eyelashes- but still he wouldn't play. So then I poked him, but that wasn't enough, so I did what I do best and SMASHED.

Tyler DANCE!

The SFUC party was fun, I got to dance with pretty ladies and shake my bountiful booty. Later that week I found this friend who dances just like me, except he has better footwork that I could learn from.
All my friends have been telling me I should get back on the DDR training circuit- in fact I almost completed my first song the other day- until the downstairs neighbors called because I was stomping too hard and formed a crack in their ceiling. Oopsie. I might just stick to my related hobby doing multivariate fourier transform thermodynamian calculus in my head.

Happy Birthday to Me!!!!

HI Everybody,

It is my birthday today. Which means:

I am one year older (7 Polar Bear years).
I am one year stronger.
I am one year faster.
I am one year closer to achieving my goal of eating my own body weight in seals in a single sitting.

Have a birthday wish for me? Please let me know what it is!!!!!!

TGIF!

Happy friday!
So, as many of you faithful readers may know, both speed and strength are very important to my kind. So, I train pretty hard. I lift, I run, I swim amongst the icebergs. The other day, I was chasing this seal, and normally I can catch them pretty easily - seals really aren't that fast - but either this seal was like the Usain Bolt of seals, or something's wrong with me. So, I put it to you, faithful blog readers - have I been lifting too much? Is the massive size of my quads keeping me from attaining my fastest speed? Should I lay off the weights in favor of more long-distance running? I'm concerned that my rippling muscles might be holding me back!
~TG

Hello Everyone!

Hello everyone, and welcome to my blog! I'd just like to take a few lines here to introduce you to what you'll get to see in this space in the upcoming months. First, I'm deeply passionate about a few things in life. Polo shirts, baby seals (yum!), layered clothing, and being gigantic to name a few.
If you'd like to contribute, I think this could be a great space to share some recipes for baby seal...
On that note, time to go eat my body weight in blubber - have a great day and I'll catch you all later!
~TG

TO DO LIST

1. SMAAAAAAAAASH
2. TEACH FRENCH TO SMASH
3. CLUB SEALS!!!