TGIF!

Happy friday!
So, as many of you faithful readers may know, both speed and strength are very important to my kind. So, I train pretty hard. I lift, I run, I swim amongst the icebergs. The other day, I was chasing this seal, and normally I can catch them pretty easily - seals really aren't that fast - but either this seal was like the Usain Bolt of seals, or something's wrong with me. So, I put it to you, faithful blog readers - have I been lifting too much? Is the massive size of my quads keeping me from attaining my fastest speed? Should I lay off the weights in favor of more long-distance running? I'm concerned that my rippling muscles might be holding me back!
~TG

Hello Everyone!

Hello everyone, and welcome to my blog! I'd just like to take a few lines here to introduce you to what you'll get to see in this space in the upcoming months. First, I'm deeply passionate about a few things in life. Polo shirts, baby seals (yum!), layered clothing, and being gigantic to name a few.
If you'd like to contribute, I think this could be a great space to share some recipes for baby seal...
On that note, time to go eat my body weight in blubber - have a great day and I'll catch you all later!
~TG

TO DO LIST

1. SMAAAAAAAAASH
2. TEACH FRENCH TO SMASH
3. CLUB SEALS!!!

Party Time!

WHEEEEEEEEEE....GROWL...SEAL for DIN DINS...YUM!

My opinions on the conflict in Georgia

GRRRRR....SNARRRRRL...MEEP!